Saturday, May 17, 2008

Box Boy

Jeremy looked up while bagging the groceries and saw the
two attractive women buying groceries as they normally did about
four in the afternoon. He found then very attractive. One was a light
colored shinned black girl and the other was a tall dark haired white
girl. They both had stunning figures. Being a rather innocent fifteen
year old boy he could not tell just how large their breasts were but to
him they were huge.

They both flashed him big grins as he bagged their groceries.
They flirted wit him as he finished bagging their groceries. The black
girl used her credit card to pay the bill. He had been placing their
bags in a shopping cart and he offered to take their groceries to
their car for them. The girls thanked him and he followed then to
their car. They were driving a flashy brand new Mustang convertible.
The trunk could not hold all of the bags so he had to put some in the
back seat.

When he put the last gag into the car and put the passenger
seat back up the white girl gave him a big tip and told him that he
was so sweet looking that she would love to take him home and
fuck his brands out. The black girl was getting into the car and
buckling up the seat belt as she inserted the key. She flashed the
teenager a big smile and said, "If you come home with us some time
we would both fuck you to death."

Jeremy blushed like the school boy he was and jogged back
to the store. The middle aged woman working the register teased
him about having a crush on the two of them that only made him
blush more. He did know that he had a boner in his pants. He had
to check the front of the heavy canvas apron to see if it showed.

He had gotten the job in hopes of saving enough money to
buy a used car when he was old enough to get his drivers license.
He was a very nice looking young man. His sandy brown hair had a
natural wave. A lock of his hair was always falling down over his
forehead when he lowered his head. He was always flipping his
head backwards to put the wave back in place.

He got to know that the black girl was named Vanessa and
the white girl was named Heather. When he asked them what they
did for a living he was not surprised when they told him that they
were show girls. They flirted with him shamelessly.

One afternoon they told him that they had Mondays off. They
offered to take him home with them after he got off work. The
thought of getting to ride in a new Mustang would have been enough
to thrill him t death but being able to visit with such attractive girls
was enough to give him a boner hard enough to make his balls hurt.

When he got off work he expected that they would not be
there to pick him up. He exited the front door as the manager
locked up the place. He didn't expect to see the red Mustang in the
parking lot. He did take a quick look around the lot hoping to see
the car. As he expected the only cars in the lot belonged to the
clerks and manager. He felt disappointed and heard for the street
to walk home. Just as Jeremy reached the sidewalk and was about
to turn the corner the red Mustang pulled up to the curb along side
of him. The window came down and he approached the car.

His heart was pounding in his chest as he knelt down to look
in the open window. It was Vanessa behind the wheel. She said,
"Hello honey. Do you want to come home with me?"

Jeremy blushed as he opened the car's door and got in. He
was pulling the seat belt across his body as she pulled away from
the curb. Vanessa reached over the consol and gave his leg a
squeeze. Jeremy had never had sex with anyone before. Up to that
date he had spent his nights masturbating with fantasies of having
sex with girls at school until he met the show girls. Now he would
jack-off picturing them naked and him having sex with them.

When they arrived at their condominium she used a remote
to open the security gate and it closed behind them as they pulled
into the underground parking lot. Vanessa came around the car and
laced her arm through Jeremy's right arm as she led him to the
elevator. As the door closed behind them she was all over him. She
lifted on leg and wrapped it around his hip and she wrapped her
arms around his shoulders and kissed him on the mouth. She was
driving her tongue into his mouth.

He smelled her expensive perfume as she kissed him. He
also felt his cock pressing against the front of his jeans. He felt self-
conscious about the way his cock was behaving. He did wrap his
arms around her body and return her kiss.

When the aerator came to a stopped and the door opened
they disengaged and she led him by the hand down the hall to the
door of one of the condos. When she rang the bell the door opened
by the white girl named Heather. She ushered him in and took his
jackets from him as she showed him around.

The condo was furnished very nicely. The think looked like it
should be in a magazine the way it looked. He was just taken back
by the pictures of naked men on the walls. The girls sat him on the
middle of the sofa. They were all over him. They were feeling him
up and taking turns kissing him.

Heather suggested that she get him a drink. She got up and
fixed then drinks while Vanessa continued to make out with the
teenager. He was thinking to himself, "How could I be so lucky."

When Heather came back she had three tall glasses in her
hands. She offered him one and then one to Vanessa. Then she sat
back down next to him and took a sip of her drink. Jeremy could
smell the alcohol in his drink. It was a whisky and Coke over ice. He
had never had that much to drink before. It tasted strong on the
first sip. The second sip didn't taste that strong. By the time he
finished his drink his cheeks were tingling.

This time it was Vanessa's turn to get up and make the drinks
while Heather made out with the teenager. The boy was feeling up
the large breasts while they kissed. They had to stop when Vanessa
returned with the drinks.

They sipped their drinks while the girls felt him up. He was
feeling pretty good by the time he finished the second drink. The
two girls allowed him to pull their breasts out of their dresses. They
were truly beautiful breasts. Jeremy was playing with Vanessa's
golden brown breasts with the chocolate colored areolas. He was
sucking on the nipples while the two girls were stripping all of his
clothes off of his body. When he was totally naked it was Heather
that was paying the most attention to Jeremy's cock. He had a
pretty good sized circumcised cock.

Heather put her full lips over the head of the boy's cock and
wrapped he right hand around the shaft of his cock. She
masturbated him while she used her tongue to swab the head of his
cock. She only removed her hand long enough to stuff all of his cock
into her mouth. She pressed her nose against his pubic hair. She
was truly an expert at giving blowjobs. She skillfully brought him
right to the edge of a climax and then stopped. She told him that
she wanted him to last as long as possible before he climaxed. Of
course Jeremy wanted her to finish making him cum because his
balls almost hurt for want of a climax.

He wanted to see the women naked but Vanessa stopped
him from slipping his hand too far up her dress. She pulled his head
away from her nipple and looked him in the eyes as she said,
"Before we go any farther you have to promises that you never tell
anyone what you are about to find out about us."

Jeremy was confused but in his horny state he would have
agreed to anything, "Use!"

Vanessa said, "No Baby. You have to give us your word not to
tell anyone what we are going to show you."

Jeremy said, "I promise never to tell anyone what I find out
about you!"

With that stood up and reached behind her back to unfasten
the back of her tight red dress. The skirt hardly covered half of her
thighs. Jeremy was fascinated by her beautiful body. She struggled
to pull the dress down and over her hips. The breasts had been
resting over the top of the bodice of the dress and as she bent over
to step out of the dress the large breasts swayed freely. If anything
they looked even better. Vanessa could have been a Playboy
centerfold. She only had on sexy panties, nylons and high heels.
Jeremy's eyes were glued on her middle as she began to roll the
panties down.

Heather had returned to sucking on his cock as he watched
Vanessa doing her striptease. His cock was as hard as a rock. He
was the little patch of curly dark hair on the pubis being exposed.
Then she stepped out of the panties. The teenager watched as she
stood there with her legs tightly closed. Then she ran her manicured
fingers through her pubic hair. Then she slipped her hand between
her legs as she spread her legs widely. She reached far enough
between her legs that she had to lean forward enough that her big
breasts filled Jeremy's eyes again. Then she straightened up pulling
her hand out from between her legs and pulled a very impressive
cock from between her legs.

Jeremy could not believe that this beautiful girl actually had a
cock larger than his. The cock was darker in color than her body and
the circumcised scar was almost as red a white man's. The head
was a chocolate brown color and large. The only thing different from
most boys Jeremy had seen was that Vanessa's scrotum was the
black wrinkled sack was no larger that a ten year old boys. He could
not take his eyes off of it. He could not believe that any woman so
pretty could have a cock.

He did not move as Vanessa stepped forward and took hold
of the shaft of her cock and traced the outline of Jeremy's lips with
the head of her cock. His cock went soft in Heather's mouth. He
didn't know what to think.

Vanessa whispered, "Honey I was born a man but never felt
comfortable living as a boy. I always looked more like a girl and
took a lot of physical abuse. I did discover I like sex with males but
straight men thought I was gay for wanting to suck their cocks so
much. I eventually found a way to pay for female hormones and
breast implants. I support myself by doing a female impersonator
act for a living. The problem if I go ahead and have the rest of the
sex reassignment I would just become another woman and lose my
only way of making a living. That is why Heather and I have to look
for men that are willing to have sex with a couple of transsexuals
without judging us.

Jeremy looked down at his lap as he realized that the dark
haired woman sucking his cock was a transsexual. It was hard to
believe that the woman with the long black hair flowing all over his
lap was to pretty to be a man, while he was thinking about this
revelation the black cock was still being rubbed against his mouth.

Jeremy had never had a homosexual relationship with
anyone beyond the childhood circle jerks with other boys when they
were discovering how nice it felt to play with their cocks. He
suddenly made up his mind to find out what it would be like to have
sex with a woman with a cock.

Jeremy opened his mouth and allowed Vanessa to insert her
cock. She smelled so good. Even her cock smelled of perfume.
Vanessa slowly started fucking his mouth. She didn't want to
frighten the boy off. His own cock got hard again and Heather
sucked him until he had a climax in her mouth and she swallowed
every drop. Vanessa was nice enough to ward Jeremy when she was
about to cum. She wanted him to decide if he wanted to taste cum
or not.

Jeremy had wondered what cum tasted like so he just kept
on sucking the cock. He was startled by how warm the cum was. It
had very little taste. It would take him many sexual encounters with
the two transsexuals before he could smell and taste the subtle
differences in taste based on what they had been eating. Things like
onions were strong while celery left a sweet taste.

When Vanessa was finished climaxing she sat back down
beside the boy. Now it was Heather's turn to stand up and do her
own striptease for the boy. When she removed her panties Jeremy
was ready for what ever she pulled from between her legs.

Vanessa was sucking his cock when Heather pulled her cock
out. Like her girlfriend the scrotum was no larger that a boys. The
cock was about five inches long, wider at the base that at the head.
His foreskin had not been cut and it covered the small head of her
cock. She pulled the foreskin back and wiped his mouth with the
moist head of his cock. Jeremy opened his mouth and gave Heather
a sucking worthy of any cock sucker. Vanessa's reward was a few
drops of his cum as he had a second climax. The evening was late
and Jeremy had to go to school the next day. So Vanessa drove him
home after they got dressed.

Jeremy was unable to sleep that night. He was thinking
about what had taken place that evening. Was he gay for sucking
the cocks of women with cocks? They were so fucking pretty. He
struggled with his feelings all night. He had not made up his mind
by morning. He went to school that day and thought about the
feeling of cocks in his mouth all day.

After school he reported to work as usual. He worked hard.
Heather dropped by early because they had to work that night. She
only wanted to know if Jeremy was OK with what had taken place
the night before. One look at Heather and Jeremy knew that if she
wanted t have sex with him again that he would be going with her.
He assured her that he was fine. She told her as he was carrying her
bag to the car that he would love to date her again.

Heather kissed him on the mouth and gave him a tip of
paper. When he checked what was on it he saw that she had given
him their phone number. Like the school boy he was he stuffed it
into his wallet and returned to work with a hard-on.

The problem was that they slept most of the morning. It was
close to noon before they woke up. They had about eight hours to
do what they needed to do before they had to be at work. They
spent a lot of time getting their hair and makeup done, washing
clothes and all of the domestic duties like any other woman. They
really didn't have a lot of time to date.

Jeremy put in a lot of time working on weekends and as
another four hours during the school nights. Then he had to stay up
late to do his homework. The girls had Mondays off because Sunday
and Mondays were slow nights for gay reviews.

Jeremy found a way to convince his councilor that he should
be given a program where he could take some classes at a
community college where he would get college credit and high
school credit at the same time. That way he only had to go to school
three days a week. That gave him Monday and Fridays off.

The next time the girls came into the market he told them
about his schedule change. They were thrilled at the news and
offered to pick him up on Monday. Jeremy was wise enough to
realize that if two sexy older women were to pick him up at his home
it would draw too much attention and elicit too many questions. He
told them that he would meet them at their place. He would catch a
bus to get him there.

The next Monday he spent the morning doing homework. He
had everything done in plenty of time to catch the bus to the girl's
home. He ate a sandwich while waiting for the bus. He had a raging
hard-on all the way over to their condo. He figured it was wise to use
the garage elevator to get up to their floor. Even if their neighbors
didn't know they were transsexuals they might think it strange that a
young teenager was visiting older women.

When he rang the doorbell he was greeted by the both of
them with hugs and kisses. They were dressed in only in reveling
dressing gowns. The smelled so sweet the air was thick with the
aroma of their perfumes. They took him to their bedroom where
they removed his clothes.

He had a raging hard-on by the time he was naked. It was
Vanessa's turn to suck his cock first. Heather was making out with
him while she was doing it. It was so exciting to be kissing a sexy
woman with such magnificent tits with a hard-on resting against his
leg while another woman sucked his cock.

It was Heather that offered to let him fuck her ass. She
assumed a spooning position with her but against his lap.

Vanessa was a little put out what she didn't get his load first.
Heather lifted her leg and reached between her legs and guided his
boner against her asshole. With his efforts and her finger guiding it
the cock entered her ass. She gowned, wiggled her ass against him
as he rocked back and forth. Vanessa cuddled up behind him. She
was pressing her big tits against his back while she kissed him on
the neck. When he climaxed his cum was all over the base of his
cock when he pulled it out of heather's ass.

Vanessa was quick to get in position to suck the boys cock
clean. She even licked the cum that was leaking out of Heather's
asshole. They rested for awhile before the two women started
molesting their young lover again. Only a boy his age could get
another hard-on so quickly. He fucked Vanessa's ass this time.
Heather was feeding her cock to Vanessa at the same time.

Eventually he had to go to work and the girls drove him. They
didn't want their lover wasting his energy walking. Every Monday he
was at their door with a hard-on. He was getting a wild education in
oral sex and anal sex from the most enchanting and sexy women on
earth as far as he was concerned. On Fridays he would drop by and
get a quick fuck and a blowjob before he had t report for work.

Eventually a nosy neighbor ran into him on the arm of
Heather. She thought quickly and told her that Jeremy was her baby
brother. That satisfied her. Before long all of the neighbors were
used to the young brother stopping by.

As the weeks turned into months He expressed a desire to
find out what it was like to be fucked in the ass. Heather
volunteered to start him off because her cock was smaller than
Vanessa's. The two girls gave him an enema and greased him up
good. Then as he lay face down on the bed Heather mounted him
and guided her cock into his asshole. She was as gentle as she
could be. It hurt him a lot but he bit his lower lip and let her fuck
him. His ass became numb eventually he felt his own cock getting
hard. When Heather climaxed in his bowel he loved it.

When Heather rolled free of Jeremy's body exhausted and
breathing hard Vanessa was quick to grease up her cock and mount
the boy. He felt the long, thick cock slip into his asshole. It was
Heather's cum that added to the ease of the entry of the larger cock.
Vanessa fucked the boy for a long time and added her own cum to
that of Heather's.

The next Monday when Jeremy arrived they went wild.
Everyone was fucked that day. Jeremy was in love with two women
that were keeping his cock drained. But Jeremy was a horny boy.
He expressed a desire to find out what it was like to have sex with a
man.

Heather and Vanessa set him up with a couple of men on
successive Mondays. The first one was a very handsome man. He
must have been about 35-years old. He was 6' 4" dark brown hair,
blue eyes. He looked like Sean Connery when he made "From
Russia with Love". They didn't want to inhibit Jeremy's first time
with a man. They left the apartment while they made love. Jeremy
sucked his cock and the man fucked him. It was great fun for
Jeremy but not as much fun as the girls were.

The next Monday Vanessa had a very good looking black man
there for him. This guy was not only good looking he was hung line a
horse. When this guy fucked his ass he though it was going to drill a
hole right through his body. When Jeremy give him a blowjob the
man almost choked him by shoving his cock right down his throat.
Just the same Jeremy knew that if the two women in his life ever
grew tired of him that he could always find a cock to please.

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

The Teacher Lady Had a Dick

Sure, Mr. Jones, I'd be happy to tell what I know. I don't want anything to
stand between me and graduating. All of this happened this academic year. I
was in Miss Presley's honors English class, and for reasons I couldn't
figure out at the time, I seemed to be her pet. She was always glancing my
way -- not with one of those sinister expressions, not like a teacher
watching a problem student, but with very pleasant expressions and smiles.

Her class revolved around creative writing, essays, and a term paper.
Because she put her heart into her work and really cared about students,
Miss Presley went more than an extra mile to help serious students. She
frequently asked me to come to her room before school or after to hear
suggestions for making my writing "tighter, more focused." Well, I was so
dumb that it took a few days for me to catch on to her unspoken message.

During an afternoon session, she placed her left hand on my thigh as we
were sitting side by side at her desk going over my assignments. It didn't
take much for me to throw a boner. Sorry, sir, I don't know how else to say
it. Anyway, I was suddenly sporting a tent that couldn't be mistaken for
anything else. I was embarrassed and afraid she might notice -- I really
liked this teacher, she did a good job, and didn't want to offend her.

She was wearing a "sun dress" that day. I guess that's what they're called.
It had an open, elastic neckline that must have plunged to China. I noticed
that the bra she'd been wearing that morning was now gone. Her nipples were
hard as bullets. I didn't remember much of anything she said that
afternoon. Occasionally, she leaned over to pick up a paper, and her left
breast brushed my arm several times.

I will never forget the perfume she wore (I never found out what it was
called), but I still get a hard-on and all "gooshy" about Miss Presley even
when I catch the slightest scent of it.

The affair began a little later that afternoon. She said something like:
"Tim, you're one of my best students, and I need help grading essays. I
know I shouldn't ask, but is there anyway you can help? You look like a
mature young man, so -- if we keep it a secret -- I might have some beer or
something stronger to offer." So, I ran to the school's only pay phone and
told my folks I'd be late due to band practice.

I met Miss Presley at her home, and I suggested bourbon and Coke, and she
made two strong drinks -- both pretty generous with the Jack Daniels. Her
place was small -- a kitchen, living room, bath, and a bedroom. She excused
herself to go change, and I had a seat and enjoyed the drink.

From my vantage point on the sofa, I could see a full-length mirror that
reflected her as she changed into a see-through teddy or whatever they're
called. She hadn't closed the bedroom door and obviously knew that I could
see her. Excuse me for saying this, but I got even more aroused -- she had
the most beautiful ass I've ever seen, and I could see her breasts swinging
as she changed. Oh... sorry, I didn't mean to stay from the topic.

When she returned to the living room, she sat next to me, grasped my cock,
er.... penis, and French kissed me. I met her tongue and then she sucked
hard -- with some serious torque -- until I was afraid she was going to
suck my tongue out by the roots. I explored her mouth and fondled her
breasts, and when she pulled back for a little oxygen, she said something
like, "I'll bet you've never been kissed like that by any of your little
teen-aged girlfriends." I see you're throwing a tent; now you know why I
was doing the same thing.

Anyway, she opened my fly and began smearing precum all over my cockhead,
and I warned her that I couldn't hold on much longer. Then she sort of
pinched the base of my cock somehow and asked me not to cum yet, that it
would be worth the wait. She asked, "What do you think is the body's
largest sex organ?" And I replied, "Right now, it's gotta be my cock. God I
gotta cum, and I want to be inside you when it happens!"

"Wrong answer," she said: "It's the brain. Let me show you something." She
directed me to stand up, remove my clothing, and to turn around, facing
away from her, with my eyes closed. She reached into a dried flower
arrangement (I later found out), and she ever so lightly brushed my balls
with an ostrich feather. Wow. Man, it was immediate goose flesh and my dick
just waggled like a happy puppy. Then I felt nothing for a moment, and then
I felt the feather fluttering slowly, gently, between my ass cheeks. This
continued for quite a while, with her describing what she wanted to do with
me, making me hotter, while tickling my nipples with the feather, and on
and on.

Next, she asked about my sexual experience, which wasn't much, and then the
asked something weird. She said, "Have you ever sucked dick?" I was kinda
thrown for a loop and I said no. She asked me to go down on her. Well, I
jumped at the chance. I got down in front of her and began kissing her
thighs and moving her night gown up a little at a time. It was almost
see-through, and I began to think something wasn't quite right. As it
turned out, she had a dick! Yes sir, that's no mistake -- a cock about 8 or
more inches long, and it was drooling pre-cum, and kinda moving with her
pulse, I guess. Well, I kept sitting there because I was frozen in shock.

What's that again, sir? Far as I recall, she was shaved and "groomed" down
there -- like I said, I could smell the old-fashioned Prell shampoo all
mingled with her scent. Her public hair was soft like she'd taken her cunt
to a hair dresser. OOOPs! Sorry, sir. Anyway, my poor dick was suffering --
about like yours looks right now. It's gotta be mighty tight in those
pants. I was dripping heavily onto the carpet. I don't know about you, but
nobody was there but the two of us and when you think nobody will ever
know, no telling what you might do. I mean, I can see right now you've got
a wet spot on the front of your pants, so you know exactly how it is.

What did I do? Hell, I dove right in there and swallowed her cock like I
was a born pussy boy slut. I took to it instantly. A woman with huge tits
and a dick, with balls the size of small eggs -- heck, I didn't know or
think anything about queer, straight, or any of that; I just sucked for all
I was worth.

I'm sorry, could you please repeat the question? Oh, well, I scooted her
butt forward and must've sucked her for 20 minutes, just slow and easy,
kinda teasing her, slurping her pre-cum. She spread her legs wider and
started fucking my throat. I thought I might gag, but, hell, I must not
have a gag reflex.

Huh? No, I don't mind at all, just loosen your pants and get comfortable.

Why, yeah, come to think of it, I'm mighty tight around the crotch too, so
I think I'll take you up on that. I never thought I'd be naked showing my
hard-on in the superintendent's office.

Since this is just between us, she had a perfect cock. Lot of veins It was
about as long as yours there, but you leak a lot more pre-cum. Yeah, I
wrapped my tongue around her pecker and picked up the pace, letting her
slam that thing down my throat. She got to moaning loud, and I didn't want
her to cum right then, so I moved down and rimmed her ass, otherwise she
was going to throatfuck me and shoot any second. Huh? Oh, yep, her ass was
completely hairless or shaven, and her skin was soft as a baby's. Her ass
and ass cheeks tasted great. Sexiest taste I'd ever had.

Would I demonstrate how I sucked her off? Yes sir. I'll do anything to stay
out of trouble. Here, let me get between your legs and show you. Uh-uh,
man, that is good. Big head on that thing. Let me nibble your balls....
Sir, you taste wonderful. Hold on a minute and I'll let you throatfuck me
so you can see what she was going through. Go ahead, fuck my face hard....

MMMmmmm..... that was a hell of a big load. Of course I swallow all the
time now.... No, I had no idea how to suck dick or eat pussy.... like I
say, I just discovered I had, er..., the ability. Thank you for the kind
words, sir, and, yes, I'll be glad to come by regularly for these chats.
Here, it's dripping just a tad, let me get that for you.

No, no, I appreciate it, but money is no concern. Like you said, we're just
friends. But there is something you could do for me. Keep Ms. Presley --
she's a great teacher.

No, I mean't no disrespect, but then again I'd hate it like hell if it got
out that you were face-fucking a student. Oh, yeah, you've definitely got
my word on that -- don't punish or fire her and my lips are sealed; when
they aren't around your cock, of course.

Hmmm... I can't really say how many times; I think she and I got it on
maybe 50 times. It was the best school year of my life.

Yes sir, thank you for having me over. I didn't notice the time gettin'
away -- I was about to be late for my meeting with Ms. Presley.

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

TRANSSEXUAL SHOWER

Sun was streaming in through the windows, and the sound of birds chirping woke him slowly, lethargically. He stretched and purred like a cat, exhausted but happy.

The night he had spent with Bill was the most incredible night of sex he had ever had. Bill had fallen asleep next to him on the small twin-sized bed and had been there all night long. Jack could not have felt more comfortable despite the cramped conditions. Their arms and legs were tangled together, and their nude bodies pressed against each other, as though they had slept this way all their lives. Bill’s face was mere inches from his own, his features displaying the glow of a peaceful night’s sleep. Jack imagined his lips on his lover as he inhaled his scent. The room still reeked of the sex from the night before. It smelled wonderful to Jack and a renewed sense of energy filled him. A person who loved him was in front of him. A person whom Jack loved more than anyone. Jack stroked Bill’s bare arm lightly so as to not awaken him. Bill murmured slightly in his sleep as he felt his lover’s touch. Jack smiled. This was the best. No more pain, no more fear. He was ready to live the rest of his life with the person tangled up with him. They had made that promise to one another. The irony of the situation provoked a smile from Jack. Here he was, Jack Hatcher, a person who had traveled to dozens of countries as an army brat and had met thousands of other people all over the world. And the person who told him would share the rest of his life with him was from his own back yard. In fact their dads had grown up right next door to one another until Jack’s own father had joined the service. It was by sheer luck that their parents ran into each other while helping both boys move into their dorm room. For Jack and Bill, it was love at first sight. Jack’s freshman year in college was going much better than he expected. Bill was the first person that Jack had ever fell asleep with after sex. With the few other lovers he had in high school, after the sex was over, they had always parted. Jack could not believe how wonderful it was to fall asleep in someone else’s arms as he snuggled a bit closer. But there were still things to do today, not the least of which was seeing his parents home after the end of the homecoming weekend. And looking at the clock next to the bed, Jack could see that they were already running late. Moving toward his mate, Jack planted a kiss on his lover’s mouth. "Good morning, Bill," said Jack softly. Bill awoke with a smile on his face. "Morning," mumbled Bill, snuggling closer to Jack. "We have to get up," said Jack, applying kisses to his cheek. "Um hmm," responded Bill quietly as he seemed to drift back to sleep. Jack made a mental note that Bill was definitely not a morning person as he reluctantly disentangled himself from his comforting embrace. Reaching the bathroom they shared in the small dorm room, Jack found that Bill was a bit more alert than he thought as his lover grabbed him around the waist. Jack was trying to pee into the toilet when Bill decided to embrace him. Kissing his neck, and looking over his lover’s shoulder, Bill quietly wrapped one arm around his lover’s chest and he gently began teasing his nipple. Soon, Jack felt Bill’s other hand move into his ass crack that he had pleasured so richly the evening before. Jack inhaled deeply at the stimulation he was feeling. Bill was so intimate with him. Bill loved him unconditionally. Every chance Bill had when they were alone, Jack felt wanted. Not just for his body or his mind, but for everything. Whenever they were alone in a room together (and sometimes even when others were present) the teens’ hands invariably drifted to each other’s bodies. And whenever they were apart, both boys confessed an insatiable craving for the other. Turning his head, Jack brushed his lips against Bill’s cheek and felt the bristles. "You need a shave," murmured Jack, turning his attentions to Bill’s ear lobe. Bill brought his own lips up to his lover’s face. "You too," responded Bill. Jack giggled as Bill lapped all over his face. After Bill allowed Jack to fondle and caress him during his own toilet, they hopped in the shower stall for further intimacies. "What do you think about Ron’s suggestion that we come to the nudist colony and have a commitment ceremony?" asked Jack as Bill adjusted the shower temperature. "I think Ron just wants to see both of us naked," responded Bill laughing. Reaching over to the dispenser, Bill soaped up Jack’s body. "Hmmm," said Bill as his hand gave Jack a playful slap on the butt, "I can’t say I blame him." Jack blushed a bit at this as he grabbed at Bill’s ass. After a bit of horseplay, the two were again locked in an embrace, the soap rinsing off of them as their bodies pressed ever tighter. "How much time do we have?" asked Bill. Jack’s eyes flashed over to the clock. "About 20 minutes, a half-hour if we push it." "Plenty of time," responded Bill, as he started going down on Jack. As Bill’s mouth swallowed his cock, Jack moaned with pleasure. Pistoning up and down on his tool, Bill took time out gently massage his lover’s balls with one hand while he moved the other hand between Jack’s ass cheeks. Jack parted his legs to allow Bill better access. Soon, Jack was rewarded with Bill’s finger up his ass. The rhythm of Bill’s cock sucking matched the finger fucking of Jack’s ass. Jack grunted as the pulsing beats brought closer him to the edge. Sensing his lover’s emerging orgasm, Bill relented for a bit and allowed his mouth to drift back to Jack’s. After sharing kisses, Jack returned the favor by going down on his lover’s body. Trailing his tongue down Bill’s muscular torso, Jack was filled with joy at the thought that he would be able to again explore his lover’s body. Bill had a pretty hairy chest and the hairs tickled his nose as he orally worshiped him. Jack wanted to be intimately familiar with every inch of Bill and to touch him in every way possible. Over and over again. As he reached Bill’s package, Jack inhaled his eight inch cock and soon found his nose buried in pubic hair. The water rushed over Bill’s body as he began to piston slowly into Jack’s mouth. Bill’s throbbing cockhead banged repeatedly against the back of Jack’s throat as the passion of his thrusts increased in tempo. Just as he was ready to explode, Bill removed his tool from Jack’s mouth with a loud gasp. Too soon to cum. Jack arose and took Bill back into his arms. "Do you know what I want?" asked Bill, meeting Jack’s lips with his own. Bill’s eyes seemed on fire as he looked intently at Jack. "What’s that?" asked Jack, licking Bill’s lips. "I want you to go up my ass," said Bill as he pressed his lips fully onto Jack’s mouth. For a long time they stood there, their tongues dancing inside each other, until Bill released and turned around. Bending over in the small shower stall, Bill grabbed his ankles. Jack grabbed Bill around the waist and knelt down, his tongue targeting the area within his lover’s ass crack. As Jack buried his face into the rim, Bill moaned softly. After making sure that the hole was sufficiently lubricated, Jack arose to ride Bill. Inserting his cockhead into Bill’s waiting hole, Jack exerted a significant amount of pressure to implant his tool into the very tight asshole. Jack moved further up his lover’s ass and he found his cock being significantly pleasured by the sensation. As Jack felt the smack of his balls on Bill’s ass cheeks, he knew he was fully inserted. Bill groaned and, letting go of his ankles, stood upright and grabbed Jack’s head from behind. As he did so, Jack reached over and inserted his tongue in Bill’s waiting mouth. Jack began pistoning his cock into Bill’s hole as he tongue-fucked with his mouth. The pace gradually increased in tempo until Jack was ready to erupt into Bill. Just as he was ready to spill, Jack withdrew. Still too soon. Jack pulled Bill around and they began to kiss passionately, both youths rubbing each other’s torsos against the other. It was time. Bill had taught Jack this technique that he had picked up in his "studies" of Indian culture. Simultaneously, and in the heat of their passion, both erupted on each other. The water from the shower mixed with each other’s hot spunk as they continued to kiss. That was beyond everything, thought Jack, as he worked on his lover’s mouth with his own. The pulses of orgasm caused both youths to groan while they embraced. As the kisses subsided, Jack looked into Bill’s eyes. "I love you, Bill," said Jack, his eyes flashing. "I love you, Jack," responded Bill, taking his lover’s package into his hands and fondling it. Jack’s eyes glanced at the clock. Not much time left. "We better get going," said Jack reluctantly. Bill’s face took on the appearance of a sad puppy. "Can’t they wait?" "No, babe, we have to get our asses moving," responded Jack, with a tone of mock criticism. "Have I ever told you how much I like seeing your ass move?" responded Bill, trying to grab more kisses as well as his companion’s butt. This elicited laughter from both youths as they finished their shower. Both youths emerged from the stall and dried each other off with some extra large towels that Bill had replicated. After finishing, Bill hopped on the small sink and sat down. There was barely enough room for him to fit on top. "What’s going on?" asked Jack as he moved next to the sink. Reaching over to grab the sonic razor he shared with Jack, Bill looked invitingly over to Jack. "You said I needed a shave," said Bill. "Would you like to shave me?" Jack grinned, and an idea popped in his head as he decided to join Bill on the sink. Bill nearly fell off as Jack moved into position. "What are you doing?" asked Bill laughing with astonishment. Their legs intertwined, the two nude lovers found themselves tightly joined at the crotch, their bodies touching intimately as both attempted to maintain their balance. "I’ll shave you," said Jack, as he planted a kiss on Bill’s lips. "But you have to shave me first." Bill grinned as he turned on the electric shaver. Constantly adjusting their bodies to keep their balance, and also to keep each other turned on, Jack and Bill took turns shaving each other’s faces. "Have you scheduled the room?" asked Bill, lifting his neck to allow Jack to shave under his chin. To celebrate their commitment, Jack had suggested a rather romantic evening. "Yep," responded Jack, moving the razor carefully under Bill’s adams apple. "The hot tub room off campus. I spoke to the manager yesterday to confirm it." The "hot tub" room, as it was known by the college students, was actually a rather secluded and small area right next to the health club both youths belonged to. Jack had found out on starting classes that the facility was frequently used by the university students for more intimate recreation. Featuring a large video screen, couples were allowed an outstanding view of romantic videos while soaking in a bubble bath built for two. The roof of the facility was made of glass and candles were in abundance. In the starlight, lovers would be able to enjoy romantic music with their view. The waiting list to access the room was over three months long, but Jack managed to pull a few strings. "Did you get the champagne?" asked Jack. "You bet," responded Bill. "Dom Perignon, 1996. Only the best." Jack smiled at this knowingly, remembering his conversation with Bill about what to buy with the recent student loan payment. "Did you get the strawberries?" asked Bill. "Yep," said Jack, "Real strawberries with real chocolate covering them. A gift from my parents." Bill moved his head down and smiled. "You remember you promised me that we’d get to taste the first one together." "Of course," said Jack, as he put down the razor and grabbed Bill around the neck. "You don’t think that I’d eat a chocolate covered strawberry without your mouth on mine. That just wouldn’t taste right." "Hey," said Bill devilishly as he moved closer to Jack, "who needs the strawberries and chocolate when I can taste your mouth right now?" Bill pressed his mouth onto Jack’s and they kissed sweetly. "Are we sappy or what?" asked Jack, a wide grin on his face. "As sappy as a Harlequin Romance novel," responded Bill, returning the grin. "And I really don’t care," said Jack, as he reattached his mouth to Bill’s. "I just wish we could just sit here all day like this. You and me, alone." "Me too," responded Bill, "except we’ve got our folks waiting for us." "Yow," said Jack, looking at the clock, "are we ever late." Quickly, Jack and Bill exited from their nest on the sink, nearly falling over. Rapidly dressing and hiding their erections under clothing as well as they could, they speedily exited to the rendezvous point. Both Bill and Jack hoped they did not miss the opportunity to see their parents off. Jack and Bill held one another’s hands on the car ride over to the hotel. Alone in the elevator on the way to meet their parents, they did manage to neck for the few seconds while they were in motion. But this left both only hungry for more. As soon as their parents gone, they had promised each other that they would return to the room for a hot make-out session. Jack smiled as they reached their parents’ floor in the hotel. He was ready for anything now as his lover Bill returned the grin. Life was going to be good.

Copyright © 1998 by SIC

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Adult Slang Words

CORRECT TERMS

COLLECTION OF SLANG SYNONYMS

Sexual Intercourse, Penetration, Coitus, Sex, Making Love f*ck, hump, screw, do it, score, jump bones, knock boots, home run, drill, drill for oil, throw the dagger, bone, get some, get down, rock, ball, ride, rut, shag, bonk, boink, boof, makin' bacon, press bellies, bump uglies, horizontal hokey pokey, stir the macaroni, puttin' on the ritz, nooner (if at mid-day), hide the salami, ride the baloney pony, dork, rail, hit-in, park the beef bus in tuna town, do the hippidy dippidy, horizontal mambo,
Anal Sex, Sodomy,
Sodomize
go in the back door, salad toss, butt slam, ride the hershey highway, butt darts, penetrate the poop chute, rimming, anal-ize, anal intruder, mud your turtle, poo stab, corn hole, fudge pack, bum stuff, arse stab, anal invasion, shoveling mud, enter the exit-door, take the dirt road, stuffed butt,
Anus, Rectum, Sphincter pooper, dirty penny, balloon knot, rose bud, brown-eye, terd cutter, mangina, fudge factory, bung hole, deuce hole, (_!_), rusty bullet hole,
Analingus suck ass, brown nosing, till the soil, annalingus, tossing salad,
Oral Sex go down, oralgamie, oralize, licker, give brain, suck the ice cream, go downtown, feed the calf,
Oral Sex
Fellatio

(usually to a male)
blow job, give head, play the skin flute, hum job, hummer, smoke the pole, eat cheese, talk on the bonophone, speak into the flesh-microphone, bop,
Oral Sex
Cunnilingus

(usually to a female)
eat her out, muff diving, carpet munch, eat at the Y, eat carpet, have a dog ear sandwich, chewin', rug munch, feed the calf, lapping the little man in the canoe, tip the velvet, yodeling in the canyon of love, lap up the broccoli juice, lap the breadbasket,
Losing Virginity pop the cherry, lost "it", finally laid one, finally boned one, turn in the V card, become a man, become a woman,
To Masturbate (Female) rub the clit, fingering, jilling, jilling off, caress the clit, vibrate the vag, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, click the mouse, pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, declare your independence, stroke it, stroke, finger-bang, riding the pillow, flick the bristles, flying automatic (with vibrator), dialing the pink telephone, stroke the kitty, polishing the pearl,
To Masturbate (Male) jerk off, jack off, wank, wank off, beat off, wack off, whack off, beat the meat, stroke it, stroke, stroke off, stroke the salami, choke the chicken, grease the axle, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, peel the banana, butter the lobster, change gears, walk the dog, polish the knob, onanism, spank the monkey, chase the weasel, whistle dixie, dick off, rub one out, whip the birdie, self-service, squeeze one off, sling jelly, bop the baloney, jack the beanstalk, dunk your dolphin, grease the sprocket, flog the log, punch the clown, squirt around, polish the low-quarters (military), captain jack (personified), pocket pool (through the clothing), play the upright organ, squeeze the lotion dispenser, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, flog the dolphin,
Semen, Ejaculatory Fluid cum, load, jizz, penis butter, man chowder, nut, boy fluid, spooge, 10cc, lovin' spoon full, man sugar, manthrax, protein smoothie, baby batter, yogurt, cum pop, jizzles, jizz-o-frizz, penis pudding, man mayonaise, population paste, man gravy, milk of mankind, liquid kids, love paste, man juice, dong water, man seed, man-naise, pweack, children seeds, dork wax, peckeroo paste, penial seasoning, grime, spag, spaj, diet jelly, breast icing, creamy mouthwash, creamy cough syrup, face cream, jism, spunk,
Orgasm, Climax, Ejaculate
(Male)
cum, get off, shoot a load, blow a load, squirt, spray, shoot, bust a nut, get your nut, get you nut off, explode, release the hostages, splooge, spunk, the big "O",
Orgasm, Climax,
(Female)
get off, cum, the big "O",
Perineum
(Area between the Anus and the Genital)
garundel, grundal, taint, ass-neck, notcher (male), twernt (female), chode, gootch, spatch, scotch,
Vagina pussy, c*nt, bearded clam, beaver, cootchie, muff, k*nt, hole, area, breadbasket, vertical smile, magic muscle, cum-hole, cock-pit, passion pit, open wound, garage, love pouch, hot box, seething gash, porcupine, nappy dug-out, tunnel of love, cooter, noony, nanny, snapper, red snapper, whisker box, temple of delight, whisker biscuit, hair pie, fish taco, moist oyster, fun hole, fur burger, choot (in Hindi), magic grail, magic monkey, pink tortelini,
Clitoris clit, g-spot (some say), clitty, rabbit, love button,
Breasts, Mammary Glands boobs, knockers, tits, titties, jugs, jubblies, watermelons, shoes, rack, babies, bazookas, the guys, the gals, the girls, the twins, hoo hoo's, puppies, peaches, dirty pillows, jelly doughnuts, ta-tas (nipples), teats, udders, melons, mamme, knock-outs, chi chis, hounds, hooters
Female Arousal wet, moist
Penis dick, meat, c*ck, wang, shaft, pecker, peter, jimmy, shlong, dong, unit, rod, pole, cum rocket, sword of passion, salami, winkie, sausage, johnson, ding-a-ling, whanger, tubthumper, fireman, ding dong, flesh rocket, pocket rocket, dingle-dangle, shaboinka, white snake, one-eyed snake, one eyed willy, free willy, tally wacker, purple katana, yogurt slinger, trouser hound, magic wand, dork, skinpencil, elephant trunk, snuffeluphagus, deeder, digit, pee dee, sacred sceptor, mushroom cap, sausage, the club, tuning key, love nozzle, shaft of life, throbbing muscle of love, mommy-daddy button, magic stick, one-eyed wonder weasel,
Testicles, Gonads balls, nuts, 'nads, family jewels, go-joes, stones,
Erection boner, bone, hard-on, woody, stiffy, pitching a tent, standing at attention,
Female Homosexual, Lesbian dyke, butch, carpet muncher, bushwhacker, vegetarian, bush hog, bull dog, vaginaterian, muff diver, flat-cocker,
Male Homosexual, Gay fag, queer, queen, pillow biter, unstraight, carnivore, fruit cake, light-in-the-loafers, shirt lifter, peter eater, nancy boy, fudge packer, grindle packer, bunger, tail gunner, butt pirate, flamer, ass clown, ass bandit, butt bunny, butt bumper, broken arrow, batty boy, rump ranger, waste hole wanderer, back door bandit, sphincter proder, ring wraith, anal advocate, reverse parker, poof, poofter, woop, woopter, woof, woofter, double adapter, rectum rider, rectum raper, rectum robber, arse bandit, meat browner,
Male Heterosexual, Straight breeder, fish eater, tuna lover, closet case, in denial,
Female Prostitute call girl, hooker, whore, ho, street walker,
Male Prostitute he-whore, he-ho

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